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The joys of having Girls
January 02, 2010 - The joys of having Girls ...
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping "'napkins" in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those
were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a
few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up
my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us
while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my
uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife
who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter.
Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place
setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each
plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the
little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me
why I used these and, of course, my response sent the mother adults into
further fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"
Pass this on to your girlfriends who need a good laugh or anyone who has
a daughter! Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly....and for heavens sake, use the good napkins whenever you can!
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